A mysterious letter will soon arrive on your doorstep...
It is not odd...
Not strange...
Just another human being reaching out...
In these isolated times...
Written by Jodie.
spk_1: 0:48 by Max Black, Adam Aardvark and Jodie
spk_0: 0:58 production music.
spk_1: 1:50 2020
spk_1: 1:51 Dear Whoever is unfortunate enough to receive this,
spk_1: 1:55 Firstly, I hope you're well and coping with the world flipping on its head. It's a very strange time and it will take some getting used to I reckon. We'll get through it - stronger, happier people; if we just relax and enjoy. Maybe. Who knows? That's just me trying to find positives. Sorry if that's not your mindset. Right now, we're all different. Whatever it is your feeling, don't worry. It'll pass. I guess.
spk_1: 2:24 I'm finding ways to amuse myself. Some mad, like writing a letter to a complete stranger. Some odd (are best unknown). I like annoying the meanagers - that's what I call teenagers - It is fun but often backfires, as they gang up on me. It's funny how little annoyances get blown into massive deals when they can't go out, let their hair down with their friends.
spk_1: 2:49 Well, complain or not?
spk_1: 2:50
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spk_1: 5:09 Wait. You have been listening to Gallowtree, a community funded local radio station. Max couldn't be around the end of the show. He often needs to lie down in a dark room and sort of, well, recuperate. Want to know more? Simply express a simple and not very skilled opinion e mail to us at Welcome to Gallowtree at gmail dot com. You can tell us what you think, although we might already know what you think
spk_1: 6:03 Or failing that, if you genuinely have no idea, we can help create new ideas that you can call your very own ideas; that you can share with your friends and family and become a much more interesting and likable person, if only, to yourself.
spk_1: 6:18 This has been a Gallowtree Entertainment Broadcast recorded in a haunted pub in Gallowtree - honestly, voices appeared on the recordings that we later had to edit out. I think we got them all. But anyway, Gallowtree is performed by Max Black. Written and recorded by Max Black & Adam Aardvark and his copyright Gallowtree Productions.
spk_1: 6:38 Thanks for listening, but remember, on your next journey home, Gallowtree, might just be around the corner...